@dmill267 A Saturn Vue.
Saw a bumper sticker: “I’d rather be watching The Golden Girls!” Uhh, that’s quite a statement.
@dclevitt Fixed it. Thanks!
In a parking free-for-all, the early bird catches the worm. I got a worm.
Jem and The Holograms is also now on Netflix Streaming - http://x.co/jagr
Resisting urge to go on Edwin Locke spending spree. Maybe I’ll say that I can’t until I finish this 658-page book of his.
Salesman at door: “Why not solar?” Me: “I’m fine with nuclear.” Him: “Dude! You use nuclear?!” Me: “So does everyone in Phoenix.” Close door
mwickens The government doesn’t need to fix the economy. The government needs to stop breaking it.
@rajnijjer Thank you!
I’m so excited to read Daniel Willingham’s latest book “When Can You Trust the Experts” - http://x.co/jVIb - It’s a great topic!
Happy National High-Five Day - http://www.youtube.com/w…
My latest Inside Go Daddy blog entry about X.CO, QR Codes, and the Super Bowl - http://x.co/jRHl
Two episodes into Downton Abbey and I am so glad I watched Manor House back in the day. I’d be completely lost otherwise.
ObjectivistsPHX Ayn Rand Institute scholar Don Watkins will speak on Friday, April 27 at 7pm at Spaghetti Factory on Central & McDowell in Phoenix.
The most popular search term that leads people to my Found on the Web site is “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” http://x.co/j7zU
@rajnijjer Who needs Push Up Club when you can just install two apps with conflicting actions on the same gesture!
I spent the morning at a park playing ball with my son. Awesome day off so far!
Man, Sparrow and Reeder are really messing with my muscle memory for swipe gestures. I do the wrong thing in Reeder all the time.
@wildfiction That explains why the kids were crying! Yes, I did that at 4:30.
48 eggs hidden in the backyard with care…
@IndulgeBurgers The stock Original Cheddar. It was my first time and I wanted to leave it to the experts before venturing out on my own.
Today I saw some of our new commercials and they are the funniest I’ve seen. I actually slapped my knee! True story.
Hah! Everything’s fine: http://x.co/isGL
Our internal checklist generator is named “Atul,” which fills me with such glee!
CloudStack looks great—open-sourcing it just makes it better! I can’t wait to see how @godaddy participateshttp://x.co/io1Sgu
“Coming to you compliments of a brother named Young.”
Crap, forgot to mute @normmacdonald for the weekend and just got hit by a wall of golf color commentary.
The Human Centipede First and Second Sequence are now available on Netflix Streaming. W. T. F.
Racing against time. Just like every one of the last 27 quarters.
@6browns Looks like I’m going to give it a try as well.
If I ever need to unswell my head, I can just remember that I’m the guy who cleans up the output from both ends of five animals. So gross.
dozba When smart people argue, the winner isn’t the one who is right, it’s the one who has the most stamina for conflict.