Only took 30 minutes at Wal-Mart! (My wife is a logistical genius.) Now in line at Kohls.
Side note: I’m also getting my glimpse of People of Wal-Mart.
Staking out boys’ bikes at Wal-Mart waiting for 10 PM. It’s my first Black Friday in eight years since I was always on kid duty before.
Kids freaked out over a house-fire scene in a schmaltzy Christmas movie. Am I raising Rod and Todd Flanders? I’m not sure how to transition.
@chrissandvick Every day’s a good day for Wonderfalls! If you liked that, check out Pushing Daisies—same creative team.
tobaccoroadguy Love the term “Venture Socialism” back in the lexicon thanks to Solyndra and other debacles of Federal “investments.”
Two people at the career fair loved the advice I gave them about how to break into .NET development: port an open-source library to C#.
angrysantaelf The fact that Santa freaks out whenever cops are around makes me think we don’t have the rights to make most of these toys.
Presidential candidate Gary Johnson’s plan to fix the economy: http://t.co/vwcClx0U Everyone I ask has never heard of him. #givehimapodium
This user style replaces Google Reader’s new design and does a damn fine job of it: http://t.co/RaXujIo4
Carnage4Life Who knew HTTP error codes and political jokes could go so well together? - http://t.co/dngUcefW
rands WolframAlpha just freaked me out: http://t.co/rowQcMor (@hackernews)
GoDaddy #PublicServiceAnnouncement brought to you by Go Daddy: http://t.co/4LTrp86g ReTweet to help spread this important message! ;-)
@asocialcontract It’s kind of bittersweet isn’t it?
DrBobParsons Hilarious! Triumph the Insult Dog visits Occupy Wall Street. http://t.co/aNSowOgW
Man, that Honeycrisp is one helluva apple: http://t.co/IXNMs6mF
In what I hope becomes a holiday harbinger for years to come, @angrysantaelf is tweeting again.
Johnson gave her a copy of Ayn Rand’s free-market manifesto Atlas Shrugged. “If you want to understand me, read this.” http://t.co/CjjcKP6S
Something about this http://t.co/0iZq8GSi evokes the Sweeney Sisters from ’80s SNL http://t.co/FPcI3M3A
Apropos of nothing: http://t.co/GurmoXWe
Mesmerizing: http://t.co/BfccO38o
I had no idea anyone here was using Node.js or Python. Natch, they’re on our sexiest product—Virtual DataCenter: http://t.co/NbvvB6TV