I’m pretty decent at carving hot dogs but evidently my limit comes at giving an octopus a hat: http://twitpic.com/2f7lc4
@mwickens “And drove on GOVERNMENT highwayz! AND POSTED ABOUT IT ON THE GOVERNMENT INTERNET! HYPOCRITE!” So tired.
@rands How about “self-absorbed” or “self-centered” instead of “selfish?” There’s a vital difference between them.