The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @billbrown ever

January 2009

@timebarrow 140 characters is quite insufficient to get my point across. Oh well.

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@timebarrow What might appear to be frigidity could be a loving couple who just had a fight. You just assume you know what’s happening.

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Sudden Lock Onset Dysphoria: that feeling you get after unsuccessfully typing your password twice.

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@timebarrow Or so it would appear to an observer who knows nothing about their situation.

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For lunch, I got four sammies, a bowl of broccoli cheese soup, bag of fruit snacks, Snickers bar, and a bag of Doritos for $2. I <3 GoDaddy.

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“And it was cheaper to go buy a company that could make a … productivity suite, than it was to buy 42,000 licenses from Microsoft.”

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@sanbient !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck!!

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The Pixar intro on Wall-E has Wall-E changing the Luxo lamp’s light bulb. I just noticed that he puts in a CFL. Lovely.

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop wasn’t nearly as bad as I had expected. At Gordon Biersch for lunch now.

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@CarlSvanberg Don’t forget the virtual bacon fest possible with http://bacolicio.us/

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@paulhuff Man, we never get that kind of fun in Phoenix. I had no idea what we were missing.

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“Studies show vegetarians have better sex.” Uh? Wha? That just proves that PETA will try anything to get you to stop eating pasture kittens.

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#goodthing My wife and kids bought me Chewy Nerds candy, which has rapidly become my favorite.

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#goodthing I’m preparing a sandbox for The New Clarion development by restoring a database backup. It worked like a dream!

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Wow, BizSpark http://www.microsoft.com… makes Microsoft a pretty damn compelling option for a startup.

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I just wrote to someone “I’d @someperson myself but I have no idea who she is.” That’s combining a verb and direct object into one unit.

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I always forget how much I like hiking in the desert. I come back refreshed. Plus hot and overheated, so it’s not without its drawbacks.

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Picture from the hike. Scottsdale and Phoenix are in the background. http://twitpic.com/17xq7

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It’s so refreshing to have a lunch-time hike in the McDowells that doesn’t end in an ambulance ride to the ER. And I remembered a beverage!

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@dclevitt No doubt about that. Especially when I high-five the adjacent window afterwards.

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Some new badge readers at work such that I can no longer do the lean-in manuever. I have to do a chest bumpl. It’s rather undignified.

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@peterbromberg Ahh, so there is a (c) option. I knew Twitter was useful for something!

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Three cakes in urinal says either a) someone ‘round here has particularly odorous urine or b) our janitors don’t like going in men’s room.

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#goodthing The included headphones have an attached microphone doodad. Click once, answer call. Twice, next song, Thrice, previous song.

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#goodthing My co-author (Mike N) asked my opinion about an entry, I was perfectly frank & he was receptive. Normally, frankness begets ire.

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I said as a kid and I’ll say it now: I could have Chick Fil-A nuggets every meal and be in bliss. I would use my meager $3/wk on a 12 pack.

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#goodthing Our CEO decreed that no meeting shall exceed one hour in length or else the organizer will have to explain why to him.

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@mclazarus Yes, that is our plan. Also, deprogramming whatever leftist agenda they’re force fed. That’s a problem, public or private.

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@thoughtsaloud being publicly funded doesn’t automatically make for a bad education. It just makes it more likely.

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@thoughtsaloud Child abuse? Not exactly. My wife was a PS teacher and she was great. I had plenty of great ones in my PS career.

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Thinking about my children’s education. Private school is not an option (sadly) and home schooling is barely, so it’s public or charter.

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Man, 3G battery life is brutal. I’m debating whether to do the 3G/Edge dance all the time to keep it within reason.

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@redmonk Infrastructure stuff. It comes with the territory periodically.

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I could sure use some Diet Mountain Dew right now. Two-hour conference calls will do that to you. *eyelids drooping*

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@mwickens I brush my teeth while I’m showering. I guess I could do some exercises but that gets a little bit, um, much to my mind.

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@DianaHsieh I prefer http://tr.im/ personally. The URLs are shorter, the bookmarklet works fantastically, and it tracks click-throughs.

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Sitting on a conference call waiting to restart my little part of the Go Daddy virtual empire, I’m really getting caught up on my feeds.

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#goodthing Just watched the latest episode of 30 Rock. @TinaFey that was hilarious from start to finish. I hope the show lasts a long time.

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I love it when the Barenaked Ladies Simlish tracks come up on my iPod. It’s a jarring though melodically familiar delight: http://tr.im/c530

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When walking around Costco, hide work badge of leave it in the car. Or brush up on stock and field lots of questions.

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Booked a flight to Seattle in March. Now we just need to arrange hotel and rental car. And what to do. Thanks half-off sale at Southwest!

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3G is not enabled by default. You have to go to Settings > General > Network to turn it on. *sigh* Would’ve been nice to know two hours ago.

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#goodthing Finally got Internet access back and can finally activate my iPhone 3G. It was a rough night without them.

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@mwickens That is really strange. Unity and copy/paste works fine for me. There’s a preference IIRC about copy/paste if you didn’t know.

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#goodthing My iPhone 3G is safe and sound at home, just waiting for me to give it some love and attention.

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@hohle It couldn’t have happened. Bush, try as he might, never could have made a “freezing day feel warmer.” http://tr.im/bily

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RT @donniefitz2 “Our new president doesn’t need Airforce One because the angels will carry him wherever he wants to go.” HAH

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Calling out hyperbole always provokes more hyperbole. Plus denials of hyperbole.

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I can understand the SE/30 love. I coveted one desperately at the time. At. The. Time. The Power Book was the most revolutionary to me.

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#goodthing Context about the hashtag: http://tr.im/b8i5

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#goodthing Bill Greeley absolutely *nailed* the inauguration today: http://tr.im/ayx1

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@redmonk Mutter something in Arabic and let slip the word “bomb.” You’re not going anywhere after that.

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I’m finally seeing some of the utility in C# interfaces; I had previously thought they were a crummy implementation of polymorphism.

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Every time I feel alienated by my fellow Americans (like, say, today), relief is just a phone call away. I am ever thankful for my wife.

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@meisjc We can agree to disagree. My co-author put it very well: http://tr.im/ayx1

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@paulhuff That’s good to know that there’s someone who can know my pain. The only cure is to remain absolutely still all day.

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@billbrown If you’ve never conducted static electricity inside the ear unexpectedly (much less several times a day), you’re luckier than me.

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http://tr.im/aws4 has taken a nasty turn. Apparently, something metal in my ear buds is close enough to my skin to cause an arc. In my ear.

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Back to WebForms. Microsoft’s “January RC, Final shortly after” commitment rings hollow after promising MVC in October and then December.

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I’ve decided that I like Fusion in Full Screen more than Unity. It feels like I’m in another world; the mixing of the two always seemed odd.

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Tomorrow: Lost Season 5 premiere and new iPhone 3G. Day after, DSL bump from 1.5 to 7 mbps. Were it not for today, it’d be a banner week.

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@billbrown I guess they did show restraint: no shoes were thrown.

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Watching Season 2 of Maverick. Damn, that was one great show!

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@mwickens Fusion is awesome. VMWare builds a solid product and I’ve never had a moment of regret.

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@paulhuff I had one from work but then they needed it back. So I got some freebie POS but there’s no comparison.

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Just bought a refurbished iPhone 3G. I guess I couldn’t do without the iPhone.

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Parting with books from my childhood is such sweet sorrow. OTOH, reclaiming shelves is a joy forever.

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@sanbient Yeah, we’re glad you stopped by!

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@paulhuff I adore log4net. I have no opinion of the other.

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Date night tonight. And the perennial decision: what to eat? Choices are down to Islands, Carolina’s, Subway, or Greek. I do not know.

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When your wife is taking medication, apparently you shouldn’t call the steroids “roids.” Also when she gets mad, don’t say it’s “roid rage.”

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Just tried animal-style french fries at In ‘N’ Out: http://tr.im/85fz Verdict: delicious.

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@paulhuff Sorry, apples and oranges. I was talking about Unity in VMWare Fusion finally seeming to work with the Spaces feature of OS X.

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That, for anyone keeping track, was the first time I’ve ever FTWed or squee’d. Yeah, it still doesn’t feel right to me.

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Maybe I had just given it up for a dead feature, but Unity is working finally with Spaces. Umm, squee? *cough* VMWare FTW? *cough* Yay!

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VS2008 is a million times faster for TFS operations on my machine than VS2005 was. Finally! I’m going to be so much more productive now.

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I finally got around to reading the jQuery 1.3 release notes. DAMN! That’s quite an update. Heavy perf improvements and Live Events rock!

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Something about my cube, my clothing, or my chair is causing me to be a static electricity capacitor. If you see me exit my cube, watch out.

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IE7 still won’t accept third-party cookies without a P3P definition. Golly. Also, WTF: http://tr.im/634d

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One odd thing I keep seeing from the social media/creative class types is a municipal insecurity. Phoenix is not SFO/NYC, get over it.

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The Karnival Kid is surreal. Mickey spanks a hot dog. He also seemingly scalps himself to tip his cap. I had no idea: http://tr.im/4nz9

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Watching Vintage Mickey. Steamboat Willy is way more violent and simple than I had remembered.

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@bfeddern Social media types are, by definition, douchebags. But not everyone there were SMers. The others were just having fun.

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@tdhurst Why yes I am. I’m glad I wasn’t being too subtle.

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@tdhurst Always happy to point out that the emperor has no pants.

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@calligcarol That’s a valid point. But Maverick is automatically outside of any resolutions or previous commitments. It is inviolable.

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Plus, there were plenty of social media douchebags milking publicity, probably thinking they’re the Godins of Phoenix.

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By that I mean, IE seems more about instilling a sense of “what the heck is going on here” as opposed to publicity stunt.

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Looking over the #nopantsaz photography, it seems more like depantsed flash mob than IE stunt.

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Only watched 3 episodes from Season 1 of Maverick. Too tired. Must sleep. Can’t go on.

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Netflix has streaming Maverick episodes. It’s going to be a long night!

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Howie Do It: dumb.

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Looking into ASP.NET MVC for the new project I’m on. I’m so excited to get out from under WebForms.

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That meeting reminded me that I should probably start my own Objectivist club in Phoenix. Keep meaning to.

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It was as bad as I remember. Two people recognized my name. Thankfully, interaction was confined to the end.

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Off to the local Kelleyite meeting. Will shower afterwards.

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Just found out that the president of my company is reading Atlas Shrugged. Yay!

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@leximaven I could get my blood boiling just thinking of two serious perps of each at DSFCU. Luckily for them, I’m a professional.

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If they ask me my name (I’m hoping they don’t recognize me), do you think they’d catch on to “Kelly Kenblohmi?”

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Tonight I’m going to wallow with some scum-sucking Kelleyites to listen to a speech that was highly recommended by a co-worker.

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Ugh, fingernail clipping at work. I thought I’d seen the last of that back at the ol’ DSFCU. Where are my headphones?

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Tomorrow I start a new project with a new team. No more lead, lead but I’m cool with that.

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@danesparza Hey, did you need something?

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@paulhuff I agree that it’s pretty slick, but the LEGO stuff seems incongruous. Two explanations: a) drive usage or b) kitchen sink.

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@paulhuff The more being LEGO robotics integrations. WTF?

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@dclevitt I’m pretty sure I couldn’t pull off an intentional one given the fear. I’d be mortified.

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I have this serious worry that one day I’m going to close an email at work with “Love, Bill” or end a phone call with “Love you too.”

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I finally made my first money from Google Ads for Domains! It was 15ยข but that’s more than I was making otherwise.

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If I never see another line of low-level, unmanaged C++ code again in my life, I’ll be doing swell. *stabs eyes*

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I just paid for a Firefox add-on. Is there anything I won’t buy? Seriously.

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Wow, http://www.macrumorslive… got seriously hacked for their live coverage. Or they’re seriously trying to undermine their credibility.

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Gatekeepers. I hates ‘em.

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RT @mwickens: Steve Jobs isn’t sick: http://www.apple.com/pr/…

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(Plus another 80 links on del.icio.us. The psychological weight is killing me.)

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I’ve got over forty tabs open right now of articles and blog entries that I plan to use in my own blog entries. It’s quite mentally taxing.

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I’m watching Vertigo and I just realized that I’ve had vertigo many times without ever knowing what it was called. Thanks, Hitch!

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@PrissyCook Go on, tell her about Dog the Bounty Hunter while you’re at it. :-)

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@sanbient You mean shocked at what people try to pass off as “art.” If you lower the bar enough, anything is art and anyone is an artist.

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@redmonk I recommend Flickr. That plus FlickrExport makes it seamless to manage everything from within iPhoto. iPhoto rocks!

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Wow, it is a total ghost town ‘round here—though everyone on *my* team is here.

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Finally wired up the chandelier, repaired the downstairs gate, and soldered my wife’s iPod car adapter. Almost through my household to-dos.

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