The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @billbrown ever

September 2008

Huge pet peeve: portals that close on me on their own. Fills me with such an inner rage that I could scream. Car doors, garbage lids, etc.

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(Those last two tweets were originally written on my iPhone but disappeared into the ether without a message. Twitter clients blow.)

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You saw: a fountain caused by a busted sprinkler; I saw: a free car wash! It required me to back in to get the other half but so worth it.

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“If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.” That is why I just don’t understand or relate to people.

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Such a busy day. I got a lot of nothing important accomplished though!

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@PrissyCook Let’s not go crazy! I’m just glad I could help, even someone who keeps calling me a hippie.

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Service Desk reminds me why Computer Associates unofficial motto is “Where Software Goes to Die.”

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“THIS AGING REQUEST IS BEING CLOSED.” Not being completed. Just being closed. I wish I could work like that!

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DAMN IT! I just rolled over my 401k into an S&P 500 fund last week. If I had waited until this week, I could have killed on the cratering.

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My latest project seems to be humming along: http://twitter.com/domai… More here: http://tr.im/3bi

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Didn’t see the whole debate, but visual impressions: McCain, blinking to the extreme; Obama, interruptive and stuttering. Equally annoying.

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For those who may not get the reference: http://tinyurl.com/4f6ct7

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Isn’t cloud computing just SaaS or ASP in new clothes? This need to redefine the old to make it seem new eludes me. It’s Turner writ large.

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I’ve been on a blogging tear lately and the backlog still piles up. I’ve got five just burning a hole in my mind.

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@dclevitt It’ll have to wait until it’s announced more generally. It was a neener-neener tweet about my special knowledge.

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OMG! I just found out who’s going to be presenting at the December’s Go Daddy TechTalk panel on scalability. Hee hee. *rubs hands in glee*

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My three-year-old daughter is adept at doing Flash activities on our Mac; can send text messages (she likes to "do the smiley face"). Whoa.

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@christingom I think the easiest people to convince about Twitter’s value are bloggers who can see it for what it is: quick blog entries.

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I’ve been listening to MC Frontalot’s new CD (Final Boss http://tr.im/2tm) over and over for three days to prepare for Saturday’s concert.

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@sanbient No you don’t, you just need an extending baton: http://tr.im/2te But a car antenna will work in a pinch.

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Okay, but this is pretty good: https://twitter.com/dart…

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McCain suspending campaign: http://tr.im/2oa This is a brilliant, disgusting, shrewd move by McCain.

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Picked one. That makes 33 domains bought from the Daddy.

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This image macro from ROFLrazzi is crackin’ me up because that’s exactly how international adoption is (wrongly) perceived: http://tr.im/2o9

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Geesh, itsaboutfintime.com, aboutfintime.com, or boutfintime.com. Decisions…

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Hmm, that last domain name intrigues me…

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@christingom Oh, aboutfintime.com is available too: http://tr.im/2o8

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@christingom I came up with a slogan for @minuteglass the other day: "It’s about f’in time." All yours, waiving rights. ;-)

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@dclevitt Thanks! I’ve got plenty more where that came from. Plus a few programming-related ones for good measure. :-)

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@christingom I dare you to create the page with a list that is comprised solely of "Blueberries"

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@prissycook Hippies!? Hipsters, maybe. Microsoft’s commercial falls apart pretty quickly: http://tinyurl.com/5yvd7o

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Great, my 2G iPod’s battery finally gave up holding a charge. It couldn’t even make it six years. Apple makes utter crap.

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@sanbient Your kid does not need that.

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I’m watching the season premiere of Heroes and all I can think about is how much I miss Lost.

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I don’t normally link to my blog entries but I am very proud of this analysis of the Treasury bailout plan: http://tr.im/1zt

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CTRL and Command are less awkwardly placed for the three-finger salute than CTRL and Option. I do a lot of saluting in a day.

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Life just got better thanks to VMWare Fusion 2.0 allowing me to swap the default Windows and ALT key mappings. Muscle memory is back!

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The only talking like a pirate I’ll be doing today is copious “ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH”s. Show me a plank, I’ll walk it.

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My goal of going the whole day without actually hearing anyone talk like a pirate didn’t last past an 11 o’clock meeting. *sigh*

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@rands I’m right there with you.

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Oh god, today’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. It’s going to be a long one. Did I ever enjoy this stupid meme?

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Oooo, MC Frontalot’s new album is out (for download with pre-purchase) and he’s coming to Phoenix: http://tinyurl.com/23zjag

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The ReadOnly property on Windows is the bane of my existence. I wish TFS build types (or xcopy) had a “/just-override-it-damnit” flag.

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I’m really enjoying ScrewTurn Wiki: http://www.screwturn.eu/

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@siracusa (cont) So let them alone and succeed or fail based on their own actions without the protection of the government. The end.

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@siracusa (cont) regulators cannot foresee all of the consequences of their designs and inevitably some perverse incentives will arise.

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@siracusa (cont) not risky to do the bundling when someone else (taxpayers) assume all of the risk. The problem is regulation per se since

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@siracusa (cont) have done that because it’s *their* money at risk. Financial institutions are about being conservative with money and it is

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@siracusa Do you not get that the government created an incentive and protection from unsound practices? If it had been free, they wouldn’t

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@siracusa The bigger problem was the guarantee offered to lenders. Between that and CRA, the gamble was palatable. OPM is a big incentive.

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@siracusa So you’re saying that the CRA had no impact on this at all? Hard to swallow: http://bit.ly/CRA_bad

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@billbrown It has “potential.” I think that’s code for “your article proposal didn’t scare me so do an outline and see if that does it.”

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The article is on a moral defense of Wal-Mart. It was going to be a blog entry but it turned into at least a sizable essay, if not more.

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Just submitted an article proposal to The Objective Standard. Next step, if acceptable, is to prepare an outline. It’s going to be deep.

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I was starting to think that this was the most vitriolic campaign season in my memory, but then I actually remembered past campaigns. Same.

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My daughters watched four episodes of The Weird Al Show. I wanted to stop after the third but they were actually crying. I had no idea.

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Watching The Weird Al Show on DVD. I can’t understand how it didn’t last long on network TV. :-| Talk about a bizarre concept.

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So which is it: no experience or fascist dictatorship experience. I’d submit that the latter means she’ll fit right in in DC.

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The way @gruber and his ilk spin it, you’d think Sarah Palin was Supreme Dictator of Wasila during her tenure. “I AM THE LAW!”

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@sanbient I got it for my birthday a few years back and I’m pretty sure that Sandi got it from the dealer.

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@dclevitt @sanbient @calligcarol Thank you! We’re very happy to have the interminable wait be over.

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@_n At the moment, I’d say that’s laconi.ca: http://laconi.ca/trac/

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Got our referral. He’s nine months old!!!! Super cute, to boot!

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It’s like I’m in Bizarro Go Daddy. And it’s freakin’ me out.

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The downside of this cube move is that its orientation is a mirror image of my old cube. It’s very disconcerting since I’m all about place.

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Back early. Sunburnt. Wish I had remembered a blanket. A lot.

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Brought laptop. Not using it much.

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Hmm, hotel has free wireless. Should I bring the laptop on this trip or enjoy pausing my relationship with the Internet this weekend?

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At the end of the day, when I suspend in VMWare Fusion, the “saving virtual state” really feels like that scene in Office Space. It’s neat.

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My cube move is complete and a wild success! I’m against a wall, which meant that I was able to situate my fridge within arm’s reach. Woohoo

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Impending cube move: I knew about it, the guy moving into my cube knew about it. The guy into whose cube I’m moving: not so much.

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@wildfiction when I was working on QBC, I had to look at a lot of porn blogs. All I can say is be careful what you wish for. :-(

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@gruber It sure did at the DNC.

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I’ll need to read a transcript to analyze the underlying message, but Palin’s speech this evening was extremely stirring.

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Sara Barracuda was her nickname. Yeah, I buy it.

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@hohle Okay, I missed his speech. I early voted for him in the primary (even though he dropped out shortly before the actual election).

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Harry Truman? Really? You don’t find many Democratic presidents praised at a GOP convention.

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@hohle What’s your beef with Giuliani?

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Palin’s giving me a strong Tina Fey vibe.

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I look forward to when SquirrelFish can be meaningfully included in these benchmarks.

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Chrome and TraceMonkey performance compared: http://tinyurl.com/6fhofh

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Bad memory example of the day: at some point, I created a custom Log class and table but I can’t remember what I wanted to log or why.

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Wow, Chrome major badnesses: click on close window with multiple tabs open just a-closes everythin, also it hard crashed (vanished) twice.

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@haltse Perhaps I should have used “flapping their gums” instead of “flexing their muscles.” That would have put the right spin on it.

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I have to wonder if @gruber can keep up this pace of smeartweeting for another two months. I’m sure he’s gonna try.

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The end result will be a circle jerk about how the MSM would never cover the matter like the mud slinging bloggers have. Probably true.

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The leftist blogosphere is flexing its muscle trying to get Palin to withdraw. Their smear campaign may prove effective, but I doubt it.

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Wow, watching the news I discovered that Phoenix has really been hit hard by these latest monsoons. My house has largely escaped it all.

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I have at least 20 phone cords of varying sizes. With my current needs being in the 12" area, I think it’s time to let go of the modem

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