@_n They covered that in Arrested Development beautifully: http://tinyurl.com/6ln2cq
I got conned into reading Twilight, or whatever the first book of that vampire romance series is called. I’m hoping to through it quickly.
@hodgman I finally bought The Areas of My Expertise. From B&N remaindered bin. For $5.98. Sorry.
At B&N, got to say: this Stephenie Meyer is clearly the teen’s J.K. Rowling.