Maraka, because sometimes you just need to see inane children’s TV characters lampooned: http://tinyurl.com/66matt
In a bizarre twist, my searing tooth pain is entirely gone. I’m wondering whether that’s ominous or great. I’m considering letting it be.
I tried to watch Diggnation, I really did. If anyone knows when in the show is the Go Daddy File Folder mention, I’d love to see it (only).
Okay, I’ve resolved the searing tooth pain. It just needed some maximum strength oral anesthetic. Cancer! Hah!
Ask Dr. Twitter: what does it mean when you’ve got some searing pain in a tooth? Is that from using my cell phone too much? Tooth cancer????
I guess I should listen to Diggnation, whatever that is.
Apparently our little app is going to be mentioned on Diggnation tomorrow: http://tinyurl.com/5wzwwn
Back to work. Kicking butt so far.
Last day of vacation… *sigh*
@danesparza Probably because of the regular beatings I get from the playground gang in my neighborhood. Boy, are they going to be surprised!
The day before a vacation is the worst. I hate that frantic scramble to get my affairs in order.
Walking to Costco for lunch was a bad idea. 95°, my ass.
@sanbient I was going to shoot for the main one, but I’ve put it off long enough that I may have missed my big shot. I’ll book it tonight.
Convinced someone at work to get a Mac Pro instead of a Mac Mini. I should’ve bought stock when I had the chance. *sigh*
Then again, maybe there’s a business idea there. Oh, I guess Dr. Phil already filled that niche.
Staring at the face of a third intervention talk in less than a year, I have to regret being the stable, responsible, respected person I am.
@danesparza I’m not seeing your point. Was the city going to suspend habeas or keep protestors indefinitely as “enemy combatants?”
@sanbient List the girl names and people might get a feel for what you’re looking for…
@sanbient Scuben. It’s all yours.
Yet another thing I’ve never made correctly: macaroni and cheese. It’s always too soupy.
@sanbient I believe you could have that opportunity soon enough if you wanted to be a stay-at-home dad.
My puppy has developed a serious Crayola addiction. She’s got to be up to a pack a day at this point.
Oh man, do I hope someone will feed my trolling: http://tinyurl.com/6fcu8v
Happiness is… placekicking mushrooms.
I think something’s happened to @codinghorror : he hasn’t tweeted for 7 hours now. Could someone knock on his door or something?
@danesparza Mercury is obviously too advanced for you. Mercury = Quality.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Beverly Hills Chihuahua will be the summer’s most regrettable movie.
Reading various tweets from people I’m following.
@asocialcontract even with troops spread thin, defending against that invasion is a good idea.
Listening to PHC. I have to wonder if GK is making faces or a mimedian is on stage: the audience is laughing but nothing is funny.
Just thought of a great band name, but it’d have to be the right band: Mary Spleenvirgin. All I ask is that I never hear your music.
@danesparza In my best Nelson Munz voice: “HA HA”
@sanbient Congratulations! The fun is just beginning.
I think I’m ready for a break from deployments. I’ve had four in the last two weeks. They’re good for the code, but taxing on the dev.
I love BS sessions while I’m in them but I always feel so dirty afterwards.
@dominicminicoop No, I believe the last offer was 100% of nothing.
@ironicsans OMG! Thank you for medium-large. Hilarious!
@danesparza It’ll be a nice change of pace from the SQL sweatshop you’re currently running.
Achieved inbox zero at work: it’s good to be back home.
I think I need a separate Twitter account just for disgusting observations. You do NOT want to know what I almost tweeted from the john.
Ask Dr. Twitter: my right knee doesn’t pop 2-3 times with every step, how can I even it up for symmetry’s sake?
At Costco: I guess I looked like an employee to that lady. Or maybe all of us young’uns do.
Watching “Shane”: a lot slower and lamer than I remembered.
This morning I realized that I have never made an adequate bowl of oatmeal. Not once, ever.
I got conned into reading Twilight, or whatever the first book of that vampire romance series is called. I’m hoping to through it quickly.
@hodgman I finally bought The Areas of My Expertise. From B&N remaindered bin. For $5.98. Sorry.
At B&N, got to say: this Stephenie Meyer is clearly the teen’s J.K. Rowling.