The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @billbrown ever

August 2008

Maraka, because sometimes you just need to see inane children’s TV characters lampooned: http://tinyurl.com/66matt

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In a bizarre twist, my searing tooth pain is entirely gone. I’m wondering whether that’s ominous or great. I’m considering letting it be.

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I tried to watch Diggnation, I really did. If anyone knows when in the show is the Go Daddy File Folder mention, I’d love to see it (only).

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Okay, I’ve resolved the searing tooth pain. It just needed some maximum strength oral anesthetic. Cancer! Hah!

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@sanbient @dclevitt Now I know who I can count on in these situations.

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Ask Dr. Twitter: what does it mean when you’ve got some searing pain in a tooth? Is that from using my cell phone too much? Tooth cancer????

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I guess I should listen to Diggnation, whatever that is.

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Apparently our little app is going to be mentioned on Diggnation tomorrow: http://tinyurl.com/5wzwwn

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Back to work. Kicking butt so far.

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Last day of vacation… *sigh*

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@danesparza Probably because of the regular beatings I get from the playground gang in my neighborhood. Boy, are they going to be surprised!

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The day before a vacation is the worst. I hate that frantic scramble to get my affairs in order.

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Walking to Costco for lunch was a bad idea. 95°, my ass.

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@sanbient I was going to shoot for the main one, but I’ve put it off long enough that I may have missed my big shot. I’ll book it tonight.

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Convinced someone at work to get a Mac Pro instead of a Mac Mini. I should’ve bought stock when I had the chance. *sigh*

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Then again, maybe there’s a business idea there. Oh, I guess Dr. Phil already filled that niche.

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Staring at the face of a third intervention talk in less than a year, I have to regret being the stable, responsible, respected person I am.

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@danesparza I’m not seeing your point. Was the city going to suspend habeas or keep protestors indefinitely as “enemy combatants?”

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@sanbient List the girl names and people might get a feel for what you’re looking for…

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@sanbient Scuben. It’s all yours.

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Yet another thing I’ve never made correctly: macaroni and cheese. It’s always too soupy.

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@sanbient I believe you could have that opportunity soon enough if you wanted to be a stay-at-home dad.

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Tomorrow’s another talk by @hotdogsladies for Go Daddy. And this one’s new: http://tinyurl.com/5kpudp

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My puppy has developed a serious Crayola addiction. She’s got to be up to a pack a day at this point.

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Oh man, do I hope someone will feed my trolling: http://tinyurl.com/6fcu8v

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Happiness is… placekicking mushrooms.

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I think something’s happened to @codinghorror : he hasn’t tweeted for 7 hours now. Could someone knock on his door or something?

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@danesparza Mercury is obviously too advanced for you. Mercury = Quality.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Beverly Hills Chihuahua will be the summer’s most regrettable movie.

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Reading various tweets from people I’m following.

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@asocialcontract even with troops spread thin, defending against that invasion is a good idea.

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Listening to PHC. I have to wonder if GK is making faces or a mimedian is on stage: the audience is laughing but nothing is funny.

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Just thought of a great band name, but it’d have to be the right band: Mary Spleenvirgin. All I ask is that I never hear your music.

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@danesparza In my best Nelson Munz voice: “HA HA”

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@sanbient Congratulations! The fun is just beginning.

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I think I’m ready for a break from deployments. I’ve had four in the last two weeks. They’re good for the code, but taxing on the dev.

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I love BS sessions while I’m in them but I always feel so dirty afterwards.

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@dominicminicoop No, I believe the last offer was 100% of nothing.

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@ironicsans OMG! Thank you for medium-large. Hilarious!

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@danesparza It’ll be a nice change of pace from the SQL sweatshop you’re currently running.

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Achieved inbox zero at work: it’s good to be back home.

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I think I need a separate Twitter account just for disgusting observations. You do NOT want to know what I almost tweeted from the john.

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Ask Dr. Twitter: my right knee doesn’t pop 2-3 times with every step, how can I even it up for symmetry’s sake?

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At Costco: I guess I looked like an employee to that lady. Or maybe all of us young’uns do.

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Watching “Shane”: a lot slower and lamer than I remembered.

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This morning I realized that I have never made an adequate bowl of oatmeal. Not once, ever.

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@_n They covered that in Arrested Development beautifully: http://tinyurl.com/6ln2cq

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I got conned into reading Twilight, or whatever the first book of that vampire romance series is called. I’m hoping to through it quickly.

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@hodgman I finally bought The Areas of My Expertise. From B&N remaindered bin. For $5.98. Sorry.

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At B&N, got to say: this Stephenie Meyer is clearly the teen’s J.K. Rowling.

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