The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @billbrown ever

May 2008

If I were a fortune cookie maker, I would use the Lost number sequence regularly. And then imagine people freaking out about it.

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@hohle You’re complaining about 3 hours of Lost? That’s what I call a good problem to have. In a week, you won’t have new Lost for 8 months.

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Just finished watching The Italian Job. We’ve watched it so many times now that it’s actually wearing out. A DVD—didn’t think they did that

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4R3BRTZ on a Yukon. Lovely.

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Ugh, NPR program on nanotubes is likening them to asbestos. Way to go!

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Leaving for work in the morning is preceded by a whole lot of kiss catching.

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People have asked me why I Twitter when I have a blog. Best I could come up with was asynchronous IM. Wife reminded me that I hardly IM.

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@cklosowski As long as you promise not to wear it when you’re hired. :-)

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I think most of the people in this theater weren’t even born when Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade came out. *sigh*

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So pissed. I thought I bought tickets to the Cine Capri but apparently I did not. But this regular theater is practically empty.

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Off to Indy!!! Woohoo!

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Had lunch with my daughters today. I had the Big Mac and they had the minimum necessary to get to the playground.

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Ticket purchased!

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I’m seriously thinking about going to see Indiana Jones tonight at midnight at the Cine Capri.

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@redmonk had a good name for it—SchizoBar—because of its muddled nature.

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Firefox 3’s AwesomeBar isn’t. In fact, I absolutely hate it. The only navigation bar on any system that gets it right is OmniWeb.

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Got the shuttle back from the dealer. Always a dicey proposition. This time I got a right-wing nutjob: he called immigrants “beaners.” Uhhh.

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@garykamen I wouldn’t. The app, under the hood, is far more sophisticated than it appears. It’s just at the limits of its architecture.

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I just got word that a dream of mine is being considered at work! I have literally been suggesting it monthly for as long as I can recall.

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Enh. The Grooves they were selling were more like ruts.

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From the look of things, Scottsdalians like the free also. Or these are all just cheapskates from the rest of the Valley like us.

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At McCormick Railroad Park for a free concert: The Groove Merchants. I hope their groove prices are reasonable & they take debit.

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McCain on SNL: pretty damn funny. He’s a great straight man.

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Anne Hathaway as Agent 99: perfect!

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Watching SNL season finale: please, please let there be no Laser Cats digital short. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

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Down to 194.5# on the No-S Diet after a month and a week. http://www.nosdiet.com/

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@rands My first thought was Paik must be really small cap. But I think she got the other survivors to contribute or maybe even just Hugo.

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@dbme You should see the logo for “Click Clown.” To me, that should’ve been enough to torpedo the name.

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30 Rock: umm, season finale was last week dork! And it was a hoot.

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The Office: incredible episode. I love the restraint Michael displayed with Toby once Holly got in the picture. I bet Kevin “bangs her.”

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Lost: great, as usual. I hate that the season finale is drawn out to three episodes. Cripes, give it to me in one shot—I can take it.

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Settling in to watch Lost, The Office, and 30 Rock after a long day.

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Merlin: “Email forwarding is blogging for old people.”

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@hotdogsladies It was nice to meet you. Great presentation!

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At Merlin’s Inbox Zero talk: he’s an amazing presenter!

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I couldn’t have asked for a better audience either: the questions were awesome!!

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Finished my presentation: I killed!!

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Bob’s giving us the raw story behind the company’s origins.

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Bob’s here.

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Puckett was dancing with Candice on stage. OMG.

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I’m two people away from Go Daddy Girl Candice Michelle. She’s taller than I remember her from the last time I saw her roaming the GD halls.

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Waiting for Bob’s keynote.

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Just heard: 425 IT staff attending.

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I used to think my room was terrible but at least I’m not next to a go kart track. Good gravy!!

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Just met Merlin Mann: he’s surprisingly affable. Trite of me to say, but very true.

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OAuth part of the talk now. The part I’ve been waiting for.

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@redmonk You should’ve used the microphone. This place is crazy noisy.

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He didn’t cover the deficiencies, but boy are they coming out in the questions. :-)

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I was not aware of delegation in OpenID. Good to know.

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He’s making a good case for OpenID. Will he cover its deficiencies?

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Nearly-packed room: I am very surprised at the turnout!

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First technical presentation for me: OpenID and OpenAuth by Steve Ivy

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I mean, I’ve seriously spoken to someone maybe four times since I got here. Two of them were to the TechFest coordinator.

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At TechFest. I realized just how unsocialable I am. Maybe it’s just how I am before a presentation—I don’t do enough of them to know.

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The biggest hurdle in running Windows virtually on my Mac all the time: CMD+L. Mac: put focus on location bar. Windows: lock computer.

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11:30 PM: all of a sudden, a musical snow globe in our loft starts playing. Thing is, everyone’s asleep and it’s on the top shelf! Spooky…

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You know that Brawny commercial? How about telling me how few towels you need to clean up something that absolutely don’t want on your hand?

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@scottcate I’m on it, but for the life of me I don’t see the value.

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Mmm, subsidized Pei Wei. Is there anything better? Oh yeah, free Pei Wei. Baby steps…

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Maybe it’s Frugal Bill, but every week I look forward to Pei Wei Wednesdays at work. Go Daddy subsidizes the meal so it’s only $2.

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Finally feeling better!

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@asocialcontract Since I know you’re a BlackBerry user, may I recommend TwitterBerry highly: http://www.orangatame.co…

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Ugh, I hate being sick when I’ve got so much work to do.

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I hate the variation at Costcos. They don’t stock Diet Mountain Dew at the one near my work, but they do carry Diet Pepsi Max or some swill.

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BlackBerry was left out on lawn since yesterday afternoon. Two waterings by the sprinkler and one 95+ degree day later, it still works!

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That might be unclear but 140 characters isn’t sufficient to clarify more.

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I’ve finally figured out what I love most about _Lost_: it’s a complete world that takes place utterly within our world.

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I think the DirectX animation feature was messing up my system so I downgraded the VM. Life’s rosy again.

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VMWare Fusion 2.0 beta is awesome. It came out on the day that I started complaining about lack of dual monitor support.

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First week with the Mac Pro and VMWare Fusion for development: nice! Need more RAM. Can never have enough RAM in this setup.

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On VPN, using VNC to get to a Mac to load an XP virtual machine. Would this even be recognizable to a geek time-travelling from the 80s?!

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@robotech_master Also something I wouldn’t expect someone to advertise.

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@gruber It’s awkward but I’ve gotten used to it. I’m definitely not as fast, but I’m close. The key for me was the slide before release tip.

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MSYEATR: sorry trucker-hat wearing Ford Truck dude but all I’m seeing is “mousy eater” and I don’t think that’s what you’re advertising.

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I mean, someone’s got to be the 8 to 9 appointments, right? Never me.

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Working from home waiting on the Qwest guy to come and move my DSL plug. How is it that “somewhere between 8 to 12” always means 11:30?

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Does anyone else mercilessly cull their followers? I just keep blocking people. But then I think “UR DOIN IT WRONG.”

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My Mac switching at work seems especially timely given this: http://tinyurl.com/6gmld2

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@elpipetuanis It’s nice. I wish it was a dual quad-core, but that’s like complaining about having a Porsche 911 instead of a 911 Turbo.

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@gruber I loved the .38mm’s but they kept clogging on me. It’s galling when you’ve got an awesome pen that’s still 3/4 full but won’t write.

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Gene Healy on the claim that Bush isn’t the worst president: “the soft bigotry of low expectations.”

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At Goldwater Institute listening to Gene Healy lament the rise of the imperial presidency.

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Apparently I need to “chill out” because there’s a baby in another car. Also, I have an “ugly car.” Thank you, concerned motorist!

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Hooking up the Mac Pro, which will be my new workstation!! It will be a refreshing change from the Dell POS I’ve been using for 3 years.

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Sharepoint wiki is still a wiki. *sigh*

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@dclevitt Thanks! I’m shooting for the 180s: that’s my comfort weight.

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@hohle I can see what you’re saying; I really can. It just doesn’t look right. I’m sure that I’ll soon get the idiom and it’ll all be clear.

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Presentation for TechFest approved by Legal. That was easy!

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I am really getting tired of smug, self-important people. My Twitterverse is thus necessarily tiny.

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Just defined: worrious (adj) - curious because of worry. “I haven’t seen any movement on that project. I ask because I’m worrious.”

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I miss silence at the workplace. *sigh* Donkey Laugh is at it again.

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At this point, it looks “formidably convoluted and obscure” to these C# eyes.

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“Objective-C is actually a simple, elegant programming language that is easy to learn and intuitive to program with.” I sure hope so.

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