The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @billbrown ever

January 2008

Is it wrong to be this excited for the Lost Season 4 premiere? Gosh, I hope not. I also hope my expectations aren’t unrealistic and are met.

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Today I’m wearing a skull and crossbones stormtrooper T-shirt. Unabashed Star Wars freak? Nope, sometimes I just like to say “I’m a geek!”

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Dreamhost has some annoying outages (one my sites DB was hosed this morning) but at least they fix it quickly and are honest about the prob.

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Five orange Lamborghinis sitting in a row waiting for service. Only in Scottsdale!

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Man, I hope Giuliani stays in through the Arizona primary. It’d suck to have voted for someone who isn’t even running.

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Saw Disney Princesses on Ice last night. I don’t care what age or gender you are, that was one helluva show. Really? No.

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The only time I feel like I’m pretending to be a grown-up is when I’m cleaning the pool. I have no idea what I’m doing.

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Bleh, $585 + $195 for alignment! Yeah, I think I can do better.

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Rear tires: 2-3,000 miles left. Front tires: a bit more than that. $585 for rear runflat replacement. Decisions, decisions…

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“Some people laugh like a jackass/Braying as loud as can be!”

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Most awkward conversation starter: “Mountain Dew, eh?” Old guy to me at Taco Bell drink station.

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I voted early today for the Republican Presidential Preference Election—AKA the Arizona primary. Yay.

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Michelina’s Pizza Pockets are foul. They are nothing like Pizza Rolls and should be avoided at all costs. That is all.

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My baby’s officially born! Yay!

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At a quintessential Dot-Com boom desigb house right now. Wondering where the foosball table is.

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I’m thinking that rollerblading up to the local convenience store after a rain may not have been a wise choice.

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I am rollerblading to my local convenience store in shorts and a t-shirt at 8 o’clock at night. I <3 Arizona!

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I’m on the permanent early ballot system for Maricopa County so I get a ballot for every election. It’s like Political Columbia House.

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Oh and if any Go Daddy-os were wondering, this side job was cleared by Legal months ago.

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Woohoo! I’m starting Tuesday as the Web Developer for Goldwater Institute! Night work, here I come…

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It’s always striking how different downtown Phoenix is compared to the rest of the city. Maybe not better, maybe not worse, but different.

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I love interacting with government bureaucracy. I’m at police HQ to get a doc stating that I’ve never been arrested. $8.50 and 30 min wait!

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OTOH, what protections do you have without one? So I guess it’s one of them necessary evil dealios I’ve been hearing about.

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I think contracts set up an inherently confrontational situation: here’s all that I’m going to do and here’s all you can expect of me.

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It’s along the lines of my previous great names: Pingarooni and Cacophony.

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I just came up with a hilarious product name. Time will tell if it sticks…

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Javascript date localization can bite my ass, frankly. And a big fuck you to Kathmandu!

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It’s so refreshing to see your company anew through a new hire’s eyes.

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Is it wrong to be on the lookout for opportunities to use the phrase “ride him like a rented mule?” Boy I hope not.

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Bumper sticker: “Nothing in this truck is worth your life.”

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The Bentley, Aston-Martin, and Maserati I saw? http://vanhorssengroup.c… is apparently across the street from my work. Kewl!

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You know? The more I learn about religion, the more it sounds like The Secret without all the pseudoscientific prattle.

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Batter Blaster Pancake and Waffle Batter: the perfect response to “if they can put a man on the moon…”

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It’s so hard being a 0.37mm guy in a 0.7mm world.

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Whenever people say that they doubt I’m cheap, I’ll just tell them about my Costco Sample Lunch—which I’m on now—and let them marvel.

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Dang, those Aston-Martin and Bentley convertibles are choice.

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