If you don’t read The Onion, then you’re missing out. Actually, you’re a dork and need to press ALT+F4 (Windows) or CMD+W (Mac) tout de suite. The Onion is a consistently hilarious take on current events that has some of the best writers around. Plus, it’s completely free online! Oh, and they feature Red Meat cartoons before they’re available on the author’s site.
Turns out, they’re also making beaucoup argent. Glad to hear it. (We now resume our regularly-scheduled, French-free programming.)