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Flash Mobs have hit the Valley of the Sun. Read more at:

Start time: Thursday, August 14th, sometime after 7:00pm
Duration: 5 minutes

(1) At some point during the day on August 14th,
synchronize your watch to
(If that site doesn’t work for you, try

(2) By 6:40 PM, based on the month of your birth,
please situate yourselves in the locations below. Buy a
drink and act casual. NOTE: if you are attending the
MOB with friends, you may all meet in the same bar, so
long as at least one of you has the correct birth
month for that bar. Please be near the front window of
each establishment.

January, February, March, April:
Fat Tuesdays
680 S Mill Av Ste 106
TEMPE, AZ 85281

May, June, July, August:
Mill Ave Brewing
605 S Mill Ave
TEMPE, AZ 85281

September, October, November, December:
Long Wongs
701 S Mill Ave
TEMPE, AZ 85281

Under Age:
Coffee Plantation
680 S Mill Ave
TEMPE, AZ 85281

(3) Then, or soon thereafter, a MOB representative will
appear in the location and pass around further
instructions. The instructions will specify the mob
site, the start time, and the duration. The
instructions will give you what you need and then

(4) In particular, the instructions will tell you when
to disperse. Make sure that two minutes after the
specified time you are no longer at the mob site.

(5) Return to what you otherwise would have been
doing and await instructions for MOB #2.

To the press:
Please do not report on the event to the public prior to the
actual event time on the day of the event. If you wish to report
on the event please save your interviews until after the event
activities are completed and the mob has begins to leave. If you
would like to verify this script, email the auto-responder at This is an unmanaged account and only
responses after validating an account. No email will be read at
this account.